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Torrent - Fast Free Delivery Parody Card

$3.25
  • Torrent - Fast Free Delivery Parody Stationery by MalcolmDesigns
Torrent - Fast Free Delivery Parody Stationery by MalcolmDesigns
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From A to Z, or rather, from the first seed to the last peer. This parody design flips the famous "smile" logo to celebrate the return of the pirate era. No subscription required, no shipping delays—just pure P2P goodness. Perfect for hackers, developers, and data hoarders.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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